What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?