Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How do you grill cheese?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?