What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are stones so good at music?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?