What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why was the mime upset?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?