What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do naked fish play with?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Are baby skunks cute?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?