Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What season begins with a thud?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?