What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call a tired tree?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?