What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What sports are both plant-based?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which relative loves rice?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why is winter considered holy?
What animals love to close envelopes?