Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
A book just fell on my head.
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?