How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you eat on July 5th?