What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?