Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?