Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's the most athletic footwear?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call an old snowman?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?