Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?