Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?