Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did electricity win the race?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How did the toad die?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did summer say to spring?
