What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?