Where does food go to take a nap?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's a forklift?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did you learn in school today, son?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?