What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What condiment has wings?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's the holiest insect?
Where do vampires keep their money?