Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?