How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do horses navigate at night?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?