What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Cool music.
What fish only swims at night?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
I'm not a bad putter.
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?