What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
When do mice play every day?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the noisiest food?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?