Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's E.T. short for?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.