What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What car always breaks the rules?