What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
