Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?