Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do cows like to dance to?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How can you make 7 even?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?