Why did the chicken cross the net?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which cats love to be petted?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?