What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable.
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the professor write on the window?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How do you organize a space party?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?