Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is blue and not heavy?