What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What tea do footballers drink?
What table can you never sit at?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?