What did the calf play in the school band?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why was the spider so smart?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?