What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?