What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?