Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?