What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Have a blast!
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?