What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?