Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What fish sings the best?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why is winter considered holy?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Do dads always snore?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?