Why was the dog overweight?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?