How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the foal cough?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's the biggest moth in the world?