What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?