Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why are turtles so shy?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which insect makes the best father?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?