What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the body of water think so much?