What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do bees chew?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a flying police officer?