What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a tired tree?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How do you prevent a summer cold?