What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is the color of the wind?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?