What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What type of car do planets buy?