Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do mice need oiling?