Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?