What day do hands always go to church?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why is summer always sad?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What country has the most fish?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?