What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?