What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What utensil does water use to eat?