What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Kitty litter.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's the most determined bird?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?