How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?