What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?