What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why do fish live in salt water?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why is the beach so confident?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the whale cross the road?