What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do bees say in the summer?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?