What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?