What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a cri-sis?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
How do you organize a space party?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call the dog magician?