Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why was the pirate late for work?