Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?