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What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
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