What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?