How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the foal cough?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What type of barrel breaks easily?