Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?