Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?