Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is the coolest country?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?