Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?