Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
What do elves learn in school?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?