Why are bakers also often hippies?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?