What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What makes music in your hair?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How do automobiles fly?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's a watch's eldest relative?