Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a tired tree?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the opposite of irony?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?