Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why are all priests fit?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the mime upset?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?