What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
