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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
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What's faster, the heat or the cold?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
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What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the scariest letter?