If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?