Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why was the math book sad?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why was the artichoke so generous?