How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?