How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?