Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are fish such good architects?