Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?