What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Shoutout to my grandma!
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?