What did summer say to spring?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why was the cow afraid?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?