My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?