What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where was Noah born?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?