Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do fairies always drink?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?