What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's black and white and red all over?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?