What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Who invented fractions?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?