What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How is cat food sold?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why was the fish so smart?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?