What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why are computers so good at golf?