What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What bird is losing its hair?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?