What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call an old snowman?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?