What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How does a squid go into battle?
It's Crowded!
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the echo get detention?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a pile of cats?