What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do hogs play so much football?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?