Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do naked fish play with?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?