Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How much money does a skunk have?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Did you take the patient's temperature?