Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What condiment has wings?