Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Who invented fractions?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why do cows go to New York?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What siblings are always sad?