Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do naked fish play with?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What food is a man's best friend?