What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?