What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?