What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
A book just fell on my head.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do trees keep as a pet?