What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the sick chicken say?