Why are stones so good at music?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is the coolest country?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?