Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?