What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the noisiest food?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?