Why did the goal post get angry?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the fish so smart?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is the smallest lion?