What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call two birds in love?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is the best Christmas present ever?