Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do insects learn at school?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?