How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?