Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which state has the best streets?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.