Where do books sleep?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What horn never makes a sound?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's a forklift?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call two birds stuck together?