Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?