Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?