What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which singer could always break a five?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why was the spider so smart?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?